Thursday, October 11, 2012

Great Duets, Then and Now

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I am an ILM (Inveterate List Maker). This is an affliction as well as an addiction. A List is indispensible at the grocery store (until, when unpacking the bags, you realize with understandable chagrin that you didn't buy canned tomatoes on sale because you forgot to put them on the List! I never leave the house without my Grocery Store List, and one or more Lists of errands to be checked off as completed, i.e., "pick up dry cleaning", "get the oil changed", "buy more White Roses stamps", "return library book", "pick up wine for dinner", and "keep your cool when that knucklehead texting his girl friend cuts you off at the pass". And I haven't mentioned To-Do Lists of house projects, telephone calls to return, doctor appointments and social engagements.

Lists are fun to make and even more fun to throw away when you've checked them off. But here's another valuable reason to make a List. Just forget about counting sheep: I spent the early morning hours of this day constructing yet another List which effortlessly shifted my focus from the cares of the day to the truly mundane. So, if you're twiddling your thumbs or trying to fall asleep, a List such as the one below might help induce heavy-lidded eyes and ultimate deep slumber. I look to you for names I've probably forgotten along with those garl-darned canned tomatoes.

Carol Sloane's List Of Famous Duos: It is categorized, not alphabetized. Let's begin at the beginning:

Adam & Eve
Abercrombie & Fitch
Andy & Barney
Abbot & Costello
Al & Zoot
Amos & Andy
Arm & Hammer
Anthony & Cleopatra
Bogart & Bacall


Ben & Jerry
Bob & Ray
Barnes & Noble
Barnum & Bailey
Bonnie & Clyde
Barbie & Ken
Buck & Bubbles
Batman & Robin

Currier & Ives
Cole & Linda
Cheech & Chong
Clark (Kent) & Lois (Lane)


Daphnis & Chloe
Dick & Jane
Darby & Joan
David & Bathsheba
David & Goliath
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
Desmond & Molly Jones
Donny & Marie

Eleanor & Franklin
Ella & Louis
Edgar Bergen & Charlie McCarthy


Frick & Frack
Ferrante & Teicher
Frankie & Johnny
Frank & Lois
   (My brother-in-law and sister who'd
     never speak to me if they weren't Listed)
Fred & Ginger
Fred & Ethel
Fibber McGee & Molly
Funk & Wagnall's
Fortnum & Mason

George & Gracie
George & Ira
George & Martha Washington
George & Martha (Albee's)
(The) Green Hornet & Cato

Harry & Bess
Harry & Sally
Heloise & Abelard
Huntley & Brinkley
Hope & Crosby
Horn & Hardart

Ike & Mamie
Ilsa & Rick

Jonah & The Whale
Jackie & Roy
Jonathan & Darlene

Lucy & Desi
Lunt & Fontanne
Lewis & Clark
Lum & Abner
Lerner & Loewe
(The) Lone Ranger & Tonto
Lord & Taylor
Laurel & Hardy

Mimi & Rodolfo
Mack & Mabel
Martin & Lewis
Maggie & Jiggs
Mantle & Maris
Mutt & Jeff

Nick & Nora
Nichols & May

Oscar & Felix
Olson & Johnson

Peter & The Wolf
Penn & Teller
Puss & Boots
Porgy & Bess

Romeo & Juliet
Rogers & Hart
Rowan & Martin
Ralph & Alice

Stan & Ollie
Sampson & Delilah
Smith & Wesson
Sacco & Vanzetti
Simon & Garfunkel
Sonny & Cher
Seals & Croft
Sandler & Young
Starsky & Hutch
Slim & Slam
Siegfried & Roy
Sears & Robuck
Stiller & Meara

Tom & Jerry
Tristan & Isolde
Tracy & Hepburn
Thelma & Louise
Troilus & Cressida
Tarzan & Jane
Tex & Jinx
    (If you remember them, we are
         of the same vintage)

Victoria & Albert

William & Kate
Winkleman & Finklestein
     (A haberdashery my family
       patronized when I was a child.
       Lois and I always wondered
       what ever happened to "Nod")









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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Great Duets, Then and Now

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I am an ILM (Inveterate List Maker).  This is an affliction as well as an addiction.  A List is indispensible at the grocery store (until, when unpacking the bags, you realize with understandable chagrin that you didn't buy canned tomatoes on sale because you forgot to put them on the List!  I never leave the house without my Grocery Store List, and one or more Lists of errands to be checked off as completed, i.e., "pick up dry cleaning", "get the oil changed", "buy more White Roses stamps", "return library book", "pick up wine for dinner", and "keep your cool when that knucklehead texting his girl friend cuts you off at the pass".  And I haven't mentioned To-Do Lists of house projects, telephone calls to return, doctor appointments and social engagements. 

Lists are fun to make and even more fun to throw away when you've checked them off.  But here's another valuable reason to make a List.  Just forget about counting sheep: I spent the early morning hours of this day constructing yet another List which effortlessly shifted my focus from the cares of the day to the truly mundane.  So, if you're twiddling your thumbs or trying to fall asleep, a List such as the one below might help induce heavy-lidded eyes and ultimate deep slumber.  I look to you for names I've probably forgotten along with those garl-darned canned tomatoes.

Carol Sloane's List Of Famous Duos:  It is categorized, not alphabetized.  Let's begin at the beginning:

Adam & Eve
Abercrombie & Fitch
Andy & Barney
Abbot & Costello
Al & Zoot
Amos & Andy
Arm & Hammer
Anthony & Cleopatra

Bogart & Bacall
Ben & Jerry
Bob & Ray
Barnes & Noble
Barnum & Bailey
Bonnie & Clyde
Barbie & Ken
Buck & Bubbles
Batman & Robin

Currier & Ives
Cole & Linda
Cheech & Chong
Clark (Kent) & Lois (Lane)

Daphnis & Chloe
Dick & Jane
Darby & Joan
David & Bathsheba
David & Goliath
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
Desmond & Molly Jones
Donny & Marie

Eleanor & Franklin
Ella & Louis
Edgar Bergen & Charlie McCarthy

Frick & Frack
Ferrante & Teicher
Frankie & Johnny
Frank & Lois
   (My brother-in-law and sister who'd
    never speak to me if they weren't Listed)
Fred & Ginger
Fred & Ethel
Fibber McGee & Molly
Funk & Wagnall's
Fortnum & Mason

George & Gracie
George & Ira
George & Martha Washington
George & Martha (Albee's)
(The) Green Hornet & Cato

Harry & Bess
Harry & Sally
Heloise & Abelard
Huntley & Brinkley
Hope & Crosby
Horn & Hardart

Ike & Mamie
Ilsa & Rick

Jonah & The Whale
Jackie & Roy
Jonathan & Darlene
Luci & Desi
Lunt & Fontanne
Lewis & Clark
Lum & Abner
Lerner & Loewe
(The) Lone Ranger & Tonto
Lord & Taylor
Laurel & Hardy

Mimi & Rodolfo
Mack & Mabel
Martin & Lewis
Maggie & Jiggs
Mantle & Maris
Mutt & Jeff

Nick & Nora
Nichols & May

Oscar & Felix
Olson & Johnson

Peter & The Wolf
Penn & Teller
Puss & Boots
Porgy & Bess

Romeo & Juliet
Rogers & Hart
Rowan & Martin
Ralph & Alice

Stan & Ollie
Sampson & Delilah
Smith & Wesson
Sacco & Vanzetti
Simon & Garfunkel
Sonny & Cher
Seals & Croft
Sandler & Young
Starsky & Hutch
Slim & Slam
Siegfried & Roy
Sears & Robuck
Stiller & Meara

Tom & Jerry
Tristan & Isolde
Tracy & Hepburn
Thelma & Louise
Troilus & Cressida
Tarzan & Jane
Tex & Jinx
   (If you remember them, we are
     of the same vintage)

Victoria & Albert

William & Kate
Winkleman & Finklestein
    (A haberdashery my family
     patronized when I was a child.
     Lois and I always wondered
     what ever happened to "Nod")

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Saturday, September 29, 2012

Into The Light ...

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It's that golden triumphant moment: her chin tilted upward into the light.  She's just successfully navigated a notoriously difficult musical interval, or she's at the end of a phrase, or she's in fact holding the last note of the song.  Her facial expression reveals joy, satisfaction, confidence and exuberance.  She could be any female jazz or cabaret singer of any generation, but in fact, she is me, in San Francisco, early 1980's.




There is a magical power in the light. 

One might pace and even feel stomach-churning anxiety waiting for the signal to walk on stage, but once there, wrapped in rosy illumination, another force of unknown origin takes control.  For example:

I watched Ella Fitzgerald work herself into a perfectly understandable attack of the wobblies on the night she was to perform for the first time with Jimmy Rowles who was playing for her after the twenty-year comfort zone she had enjoyed with Tommy Flanagan ended.  But I also saw her shoulders straighten and the visible gain of at least two inches in height as she strode into the warmth of the light, conveying with her usual charming modesty a genuine eagerness to please. 

On one remarkable night in Dusseldorf, the concert hall filled with 3,000 avid admirers, she was asked again and again for encores.  She didn't disappoint. But then, in her long career, she never, ever did.

I'm telling you this because that b&w "caught in the act" photo now graces the home page of my web site which can be found here, and to let you know that if you visit, you will find a new tab called "Sloane On Sloane" which might be of interest.  My pal Steve Albin, who designed the site, and a veteran journalist/editor friend both suggested that a page containing brief descriptions of some of my past recordings, along with original cover art, might add a somewhat distinctive touch.  I hope you agree.

(Incidentally, the SF photographer remains unknown. He shot continuously but quietly during two sets, and returned with proofs for which he asked an exhorbitant sum. He generously gave me this one, my favorite of the group, but neglected to mark his contact information on the back of the shot. I'd obviously very much like to locate the man.) 

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Meantime, and as far removed from the world of jazz singing as one can possibly get, Sunday, September 30 marks the anniversary of the death of Edgar Bergen, a famous ventriloquist whose wooden dummies Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd were wildly popular and famous on the radio and in movies of the 1930's and 40's, very much accustomed to limelight.  I mention this because Mortimer and Mr. Bergen were among the guests on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson one evening when I was the featured vocalist.  When leaving the set after my song, I nearly collided with the pair as they stood waiting for their introduction.  Mortimer (pictured here)



complimented my singing and began to chat me up, as the British say.  He asked if I'd like to have a drink with him after the show.  I was flattered of course, but declined as gracefully as possible.  The weird and sort of creepy part was that Bergen never said a word.  I've read he was fond of the ladies, and this form of attempted seduction would be instigated by either Mortimer or Charlie, while Bergen remained the silent, disinterested observer.


Next up: The equally fascinating story of the time I shared a 35-story ascent in a Wall Street office building elevator with Thomas Dewey, pictured below. 




He never spoke a word either, but he did doff his fedora (a gentlemanly gesture which disappeared when men's chapeau went out of fashion).

Mr. Dewey looked preoccupied and slightly uncomfortable, a decidedly dazed expression of the cornea.  Perhaps he still suffered nightly tremors twenty years after the fact, feeling bitterness and humiliation over his ignominious defeat in 1948, losing the national election to the flamboyantly popular sitting President Harry Truman. 

The Republican party and most reliable polls had assured Mr. Dewey and the electorate that he would be the next POTUS.  Newspapers protected themselves by type-setting two headlines, ready to publish as soon as the polls closed and results were made offical.  It was then that President Truman got hold of one of the "other" copies which he thoroughly enjoyed displaying to the world. 
















Wednesday, September 12, 2012

The Older Man

      I am pleased to offer this helpful bit of information to help you sparkle at the next cocktail party.  Just drop a casual: "Gee, that Carol Sloane is a really fine jazz singer, isn't she?".  This will no doubt produce the predictable response: "WHO?"  Well, now you can refer him or her to the Carol Sloane web site which is fully restored thanks to designer Steve Albin.  New York photographer Eric Stephen Jacobs took that really flattering picture which is also the cover of "Dearest Duke" on the Arbors Label, a CD devoted to Ellington's music with the fine musicians Brad Hatfield on piano and Ken Peplowski on reeds.  It's available at Amazon.  

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I don't know about you, but I hope not to see another tennis ball flying across the net until next year when it
will start all over again.  This year, I watched every televised match, beginning with the Australian in January, through to The French, and on to Wimbledon, only to finish on Monday, September 10 at the US Open with a five-setter which gave Andy Murray his much-coveted Grand Slam title.  If only Federer and Nadal had been in the hunt.  Like many of the athletes, I'm exhausted. 

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 I received a telephone call over the weekend from a West Coast acquaintance who said he'd heard a recording of mine on satellite radio while driving along Santa Monica Boulevard.  He liked the song so much, he asked me to describe its genesis and to provide the lyric. 

     The song is titled "An Older Man Is Like An Elegant Wine", and was written by a woman named Lee Wing.  I met her when I lived in North Carolina during the 1970's.  She was the wife of a faculty professor at Duke University, lived in a lovely home in Durham, raised two handsome sons, was active in Democratic politics, and wrote songs.

     I was a frequent dinner guest (her husband was a gourmet chef), and after feasting, we'd gather around the piano, sipping night-caps and singing songs.  On one occasion, I met her father, a courtly, attractive Southern gentleman in his late 70's who beguiled us all, especially the ladies.  I told Lee that he'd made a strong impression on me since I've always been partial to older men . Several weeks later, Lee told me that my reaction inspired her to write the song. 

     Here is the lyric:

Verse:

     Some things are worth waiting for
     Some things improve with age
     Like a vintage wine
     Growing mellow and fine
     As you let it reach the proper stage

     Well, wine is not alone in getting better with the years
     A man is at his greatest
     When he's graying 'round the ears

Chorus:

     Yes, an older man is like an elegant wine
     He's had the time to mellow and refine
     A youth I'd say is a Beaujolais:
     Attractive but light
     While a man who's mature
     Has the powerful allure
     Of a robust Bordeaux
     With a sumptuous glow

     So that's why the man whom
             I would like to call mine
     Will be an older man who's like an elegant wine

     He'll be strong but smooth
     Just right to soothe my troubles away
     And he'll be warm like the glow
     That you feel head to toe
     When you savor the sock
     Of a grand Armagnac

     And so that's why the man
            With whom I'd like to combine
     Will be an older man who's like an elegant wine

     And when I meet him
     I'll enchant him
     Hug him, kiss him
     Then I'll decant him

     And every night when we're home
    And it's time for us to dine
    There'll be that beautiful older man
    Who's like an elegant wine


Lee and I debated whether a man could actually be "beautiful", but decided in the end that older men we'd known were indeed beautiful in mind and body.

My recorded version of "An Older Man Is Like An Elegant Wine" is included on "Sweet & Slow", Concord Records CCD-4564, available at Amazon. 

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